10/1/2018 - I was invited to a mansion to party, and there was a rumor about Marie Antoinette's lost necklace being among the treasure that was being held here. I picked up a lot of fancy rings, necklaces, and watches since everyone else dissapeared thanks to a crazy ghost pirate. I was also late to work since on break I walked around town and went shopping at other places but still managed to have perfect attendance. I made out with the loot but then suddenly I was a girl in Africa who was also in prison and had scared everyone else from messing with me, and one day while playing ball I was picked up by a rich teenager to be his slave. My abusive prison guard leader came along too and while moving into the new home the new master was pretty mean too. My only decent meal was getting a cup of fried rice from a secret admirer I never saw despite logical opportunities to do so. I was beaten and abused, and the new master encouraged the prison guard leader to do the same. It got to be too much when I tried to run away, now being in a largely civilized area. I was caught and was beaten to the extremes outside on a supermarket parking lot. Piles of red and blue pieces of my body were on the floor next to my broken body, and then everything was in third-person view. Then I had to escape at night while I was actually just in the supermarket playing this experience on a Dreamcast and this part would only be released on the Dreamcast so I played and successfully escaped, yay. I still had to get them in prison so I told some friends but they instead squeezed me and equipped me to fight a Servant of The Heavens with a grappling hook. It was an intense battle grappling on to cars on the highway, swinging, and smashing into them. I won and got the dress and some pizza.
10/1/2018 - A girl friend of mine gave me her overdue library book and inside the bookmark was a map that I followed into a secret part of a house that was very mazelike. Creamy painted house halls connected with little sense but pieces of furnature were still spreadt throughout. There was even a crusher! I found the secret switch and one of the walls in the hallway opened upwards and I found almost nothing but some old clothes that haven't been washed in a while. Anyway I found a door into the outside for a snowy forest that was a factory for enemy genome soldiers because my special op crew was with me and each member was named after Metal Gear's Les Enfants Terribles. I couldn't fight with them for a while until I found a form of Kalashnikov rifle. It was a weird gun that I had to ask Solidus how to use properly. The gun had four minature magazines right before the trigger, and the barrel of the gun was super short being before the magazines. Anyway I had to go prone on a hill and shoot at them, and as soon as I managed to take one down they started to climb towards me in a robotic fashion. I kept picking them off, trying to use their bodies as they approached to hide my muzzle flash. I eventually had to retreat though so it's pretty cool that I used brain power or something so that they wouldn't shoot back at me! So that went pretty good.
09/29/2018 - I worked at the jumbo super store and used ladders to get the jumbo soda packs from up top the shelves I was also inside of the Doom REKKR total conversion project and told my map is the best and it was a huge open field with a big castle and lots of green plains under a bright blue sky, all being reviewed by Dzeeff. Great views included and teleports inside of cages that could only be escaped by shooting switches on top of crates. Then I went back home and was told to place a big sharp arrowhead in my mouth and to sleep with it inside. It was kind of sharp and had hearts and spades and that sort of thing as holes inside. This girl apparently sleeps like that all the time but I just couldn't do that; it doesn't seem worth the danger just to have better breathing in my sleep. That arrowhead could fall in and stab the back of my mouth! Also opened a pack o cards and pulled two Jinzos and another Black Illusion Ritual. This dream was quite the mess so uh, the end!
9/25/2018 - I was part of a crime investigation team just like out of the television shows and I found a washed up airplane wreckage on the beach. A man who hadn't showered in weeks came out and died, and the witness blamed me for it so I had to explain how that's not my doing. I investigated the crashed airplane home and found cabinets of some fifty year old soda samples. I tasted each one and a few tasted better than others. The man living here was really interested in seeing what things stay good after a long time than others. After that I came to work properly and had a conversation that I stayed quiet in but it got dirty. I left and suddenly saw the whole world more attractive for about five seconds then proceeded to my lunch. There I annoyingly bugged this one guy about that phenomenon. Investigating the crime brought me to a dam work site in the middle of the late night. I was clinging to the top of a pole supporting some wooden stairs out of fear because a weird cat dog monster kept trying to silently reach me. I got spotted and suddenly it was like an entire village of homicidal maniacs came after me. I learned that a lot of people were being kidnapped so that they could grind their bodies into a block for this dam. I ran through into the outer forest before they could get close to me going through wherever it was dark so that I'd be harder to see but my hopes were stabbed to death when I heard them mocking me trying to get away. Regardless I kept running until I came into a burning village with clown snowmen that shot blank bullets at me, then I jumped and clung to another ceiling structure. That didn't help me hide either so they caught me and I pretended to take a cyanide pill but it didn't matter because they were going to flay me alive anyway.
??/??/2018 - Every morning before school is a train that people watch that is also a ghost, and many other more familiar ghosts rush through the train tunnel as well. It was safe to stand in front of everything as it didn't hurt so I stood in front of everything. Some people are too scared for that though. There are some lovely violet morning sights on the way to school. I tried taking a camera picture of it, the purple hue before sunrise beyond the mansion and forest across the school, but every time I tried to take a picture a girl walked in the shot. This repeated two times because of people walking on their way to school, and once they finally left I tried to take the picture again but then they started talking and that frustrated me so the camera slipped from my hands. I sat at the bench and kept enjoying the ghost march by the train tunnel. I had a friend named Patrick who donned a spikey mullet and was my personal trading card dealer. He helped me with classes. Oh, I also had a cute girlfriend. Me and her went to the tracks when they were closed for kissing cootie times but a train monster was there past the tunnel and I decided to fight it. I had to run and slide back and forth as the monster had a super strong whipping blade tail. I told my gf to sit back and replied about it being okay and that she'll just get in my way, then the monster whipped her back into a spectator bench. The monster looked at me and I proclaimed my state of being ready but was cut off by the monster decapitating me. The lady train monster ate my head but I could still talk though the stomach being just a head which weirded out the monster so much I could then take control of it and then proceeded to fight her with the rest of my body into submission. Theeee eeennnd.
??/??/2018 - I was at an old fun fair place that oddly didn't smell like manure and walked up to a drive-in theater but the movie didn't interest me so I walked around the outdoors mall looking for cool anime merchandise and eventually left to go back home. I walked all the way there up and down hills and even got bitten by a snake but it's super cool. Then I got in a car crash trying to protect a jiggly egg of mine inside my oversized personal transport and had a nice lady offer to take care of my egg for me during the panic. The egg grew up to be a nice golden egg feather friend.
??/??/2018 - I was at the store looking for cool treeborn art tablets and found the greatest deal but even that still cost too much so I left. When I left there was a guy trying to sell me drugs and he just wouldn't leave me alone. Drugs aren't cool so then I punched him for still being in my view but then he tried to pull a gun on me so I took a baseball bat and knocked his head side to side. It's now night and cars are coming so I take his gun and hide inside the parking lot. Turns out it was the police and we yell at each other until I can confirm that it really is the police then come out and successfully escape being put in prison.
6/16/2018 - I decided it was time to get a dang job so I walked over to the fast food place and they had the nerve to say no to me. I decided I was going to get that job no matter what so I sneaked inside of the establishment and sat next to a drive-through worker. He looked confused but seemed to allow it, particularily because drive-through employees probably don't know who is supposed to be there in the first place and aren't protecting anything sensitive. In no uniform I sat at the chair and pretended to work, tapping my fingers on the keyboard whenever my self-appointed co-worker looked at me. This is because I lacked the password to log-in to use the workstation and this was the first stage of the drive-through which was like airport security but for fast food. I did not know the password but fate decided to intervene because... a ruffle tussle situation was brought to my attention outside of the gate. There was a conflict and I ran out of there and resolved the issue with a little bit of fists and little bit of mozzerella cheese. The news crew came on board and suddenly I was a national hero. Then I went back and demanded a profitable position. That's the story of how I got hired at my local fast food joint.
6/14/2018 - It was a typical stormy moody spooky night at a junk lot. Snooping around I could feel the wisp of a spirit wooshing around me. I picked up a small wooden box and found three copper coins inside and decided to pocket them all without proper examination. The ghostmate wanted me out so I left and examined the other sales going on. On sale is a weird couch hand basket picture frame with thousands of silk strings wrapped around it. A black widow spider was hiding inside and it zig zagged at incredibly high speeds and I shook it off. With my argueably stolen copper coins I drove off to a card shop that looked more like a huge concrete restroom with park lunch bench setups around. Apparently I played card games for 20 straight hours because I saw it on the television that I won the world record for most time spent playing a card game. My new friend I forgot I made assured me that my cards would be safe when using the restroom for what turned out to be a well hydrated 5 minutes. I left and I picked up my guarded cards and drove to a friend's house I was not invited to. The house was mission a dimension because everything became 2D and the house was under seige and maybe I got shot by a gooey exploding spider or something. I climbed out of window and met up with the friend after destroying the invader and he showed me very impressingly unfunny edited anime footage.
5/20/2018 - I stuck my hand in a wooden box looking for something and got stung by a bee, after which I pulled out the thorn embedded into my skin. It was a little hooked but anyway a lot more bees came out but luckily out of the lot only one of them was suicidal it seems. I've been going to school for a while now except I have to live in a dorm and it's still old timey times (relative to the last dream written here) but somewhere around England probably. However, I have something no one else does: a computer! I hold in my hands when I wake up a bulky small-ish computer monitor from the 1990s and that is all I need. It lacked an Internet connection but I suppose there was no Internet to use around anyway. I owe it to God that I have it since that's what I apparently cashed in all my good boy points for. However, before bringing the computer with me I opened some flash games on the Internet to take with me before going to the age of no Internet as a cheat. I had... educational games and shooty-shoot games and one where I grilled patties for rooty-tooting alien babes. I wanted to slay demons but I guess I couldn't that day. I was showing it all to a friend I had with a projector and he kept changing his mind on what he wanted to see so we never got to see anything cool and then we had to leave for school. There was a chubby guy I went to school with and he seemed alright and a few days later eventually our seeings-greetings took a drastic turn and he decided to chase me and fight. It's all for play though as he was an actor for the play that was in fact today. Beating techno music hummed throughout all the land as he chased me up the stone stairs. I found a big rock the size of my head and rolled it down hill, laughing maniacally as I slow him down in my running. It was a beautiful sight with the castle school, wind blowing all the grass that are so tall. Eventually I decide to stop before my chubby buddy runs out of breath and I pick up a stick as well as he and we begin to duel. We swing and clash out stick swords together on the summit and having to quickly pick up a new stick that better suits each of us. We have to stop though as school is starting and a bunch of nuns escort him to the theatre. My classroom is in the attic where I also watch the play from. I hope our epic duel didn't tire him out too much before the act.
5/12/2018 - I was a citizen of Colonial America and I was mostly a poor bloke amongst this war for independence. I usually lived by making my rounds around the urban environment. I may have been looking for a cake but most likely I was just scavenging for supplies. I run into trouble eventually and manage to run and hide away. Soon I pocketed too many pennies and a redcoat shot at me for I guess trespassing too many times in these empty broken homes. I ended up getting shot in the stomach by a really small musket ball. It didn't kill me but it gave me an eternal affliction known as a stomach ache. I had to run away and apparently a battle took place recently and I began looting corpses for varieties of American dollar biils. I guess they were the original first print run of greenbacks. I made my way over to a small village while running away from that redcoat that shot me in the tummy. I managed to find my hero ol' Benjamin Franklin and he appointed me where a doctor lives. I went to that doctor and he patched me up then I rustled through all the money in my pants pocket and chest pocket. He watched as I awkwardly kept stacking 1 dollars and 5 dollars on top of one another in the stack I was making. I also added a 20 but once I added a 50 I took that away. I was too muh in a hurry to get this bullet removed from me that I didn't settle on a price and the scummy doctor pulled a gun on me and threatened me if I didn't put in all the money I was shuffling in my hands. Luckily the Sailor Scouts were there to help me. Sailors Mars, Venus, and Jupiter were there and I found a nice spot to nest in while Sailor Mars went invisible after some comedic banter and knocked the scummy doc out cold. I took back the 20 because I do like the 20. I thanked them and went off on my business through Colonial America with a few bandages stuffed full of cash and having acquired a job as being a courier I suppose since I went back to doing Colonial American parkour through all the houses I could find.
5/8/2018 - I did nothing but sleep today so I mashed all my dreams together so enjoy! I was a crime boss wearing a fedora and grey suit in stagecoach times. I popped two macaroons in my mouth and familiarized myself with the crowd in the first-class section of this stagecoach train. Some of which were well-off chubby women in dresses, and that might have been because of too many macaroons. Afterwards I went all the way in the back to my seat, which came with a nice view of the road behind us but it was then that I was became under attack! A rival gangster showed up to assassinate me and we dueled a bit with knives before I jumped off around the road and had to play frogger and leap from floating wooden logs in the river to another. After successfully escaping I went online on my computer to write and visit the Doomer Boards forum and saw a post of a gameplay video. It had commentary in it and the poster said to ignore the background voice of his sister. The video was about showcasing ways to play around with the turbo cheat in a map. After all of that I left to go to a fancy shop and ended up selecting a big box of assorted cookies and chocolates. All of them were random and the one I picked also had a nice figure of Vash The Stampede inside. Thing was that it was really heavy so it took a lot of time to carry it from the store outside. Later I fought frosty werewolves in some corridors for some cookies I guess. It was like a game and I had to pass several challenges for whatever reason and be agile. I want that box of goodies!
4/20/2018 - I dreamt I was in Doom 3 and was really starving for health and ammo. I ate too many fireballs so I was being really careful and after killing a pinky demon another one showed up and that made me eek and now there were two of them so I crouch-jumped unto a railing next to a bottomless pit. This made me whine so I wake up from my dream within a dream and walked over to me Mum and complained about it and how weird and possibly lewd it was and I clearly and no idea what I was talking about. I talked about triple Hammer Sharks because I guess my Yu-Gi-Oh deck has problems with it. After that I went to class and was rummaging through the professor's desk and found a polished World War 2 souvenir which I guess was a stand for a Hitler (happy b-day btw) trophy. I put it back because the professor walked in and everyone stared at me while I continued to look through the desk and I found some yummy sandwiches and a fridge. I slapped those sandwiches in the over and stuffed them full of cheese. Then the professor stopped me and wondered what the heck I was doing so he took out my oven sammiches and complained that those were for his daughter and that they are supposed to be fish sandwiches and not full of cheese. He complained about not being able to see the breading on the fish because there was so much cheese but I managed to find a spot of fish that was not covered in melted cheese and he just groaned. I then ate those sandwiches. Afterwards I went to the slavic recess playground and saw everying doing dumb stuff to train themselves. I contemplated putting myself in the knum-chuck whip spinner but decided against that. However, someone told me to check out this one guy who was going to pull off a move from Naruto or something. We watched him and he ran really fast while also beating the ground with an oversized spikey club and when he finished making a lap I was already impressed but then he planted his hand on the ground and made all of the ground he beat up explode upwards. I guess it's like an advanced ninja move for confusion. Also this guy was the most popular guy around which I guess is because of his super ninja abilities. Dang I should learn how to do that.
3/27/2018 - I visited a fancy prancy college school with a bright green golf-course on the roof. Me, being a passionate individual, angered the staff with my objectively correct opinions and then a big guy tries to take me away. I kick around and manage to escape and run to the classroom upstairs and by this point I knew that there was something in the water at this school and that it was more than excessive amounts of teeth-yellowing flouride so people are a little whack. When I get inside all the students are pointing guns at their own heads except instead of trying to summon their Persona they are actually going to kill themselves to death with it. I figured out the mystery that this college was actually just the grounds for a devilish government planned massacre. They all shot themselves (one had an 18th century musket pistol thing too). I didn't know how long I had until government spooks showed up so I climbed out of the window and curled up in a little space right outside of it and waiting in the cold rain. They were coming soon or were right around the corner while I was hiding in my own little corner space outside of the window. I hacked and gave myself guns or noticed I had one like every other student and went pow pow at the bad dudes when they showed up as a last stand because it's not a good idea to do that when I'm stuck on a ledge. All I wanted was to be free to use Google to research alpacas.
3/5/2018 - I was waiting at the bus stop for the school bus, then I saw a little girl with an older girl by a table selling baked goods. I walked up and asked what the two things they were selling were. They were chocolate chip cinnamon cookies and round balls. The shape was the only difference. I handed the older girl the twenty dollars because I am rich as heck. In return I got a single ball of chocolate baked mass, took a bite, then started thinking. I should have gotten more than just one good for a Jackson! I demanded my money back, but I just got stared dumbly at so I took the wallet where my twenty was put in, took the my money back, and dropped the chocomass. All of this while the bus was picking us up. I quickly got on the bus after that since they were gonna leave soon. But not before teleporting myself back home to take two pastries pink and blue to school with me. Later, I was resting in bed subconsciously waiting for my beloved then once she arrived we immediatly departed for an autumn all country vacation nature spot. We went around exploring the area, taking pictures, and staring at waterfalls. After coming back from that for a break I wanted to set up a camp but decided to leave that area instead and a few people joined us on our walk back. It was still daytime, about noon and I saw a bunch of people camping out saying weird chants. They appeared to be friendly though and I waved and mentioned that I'd join them with a smirk later. I wanted to see what it was like being there, fully intending on being resistant to brainwashing. Buuuut then they got up and left for the crypt and started walking towards us so we armed ourselves with something I called a flipblade which were basically axes but really bad. The handle was wide and made for an uncomfortable hold. I had to shuffle my way through a restraunt to find the restroom before fighting though. Then the whole town became aware and had begun to fight those, uh, forces of darkness. While there was fighting in the crypt I jumped and flew so high I arrived at a high-flying hovering train. I skydived through the entire train, then once again while the Space Channel 5 Part 2 Menu theme played. then I got back and pulled everyone out of there including myself because it was time to go home I guess.
3/2/2018 - I Was under interrogation on a ship's hotel for something about writing an offensive poem. I was writing a piece of top edginess, one that harkened back to edgier times. Apparently that was too much for the local government so I had to just tell them I was a horrible poet to do my best to get away. After that I went to the bathing rooms which were little hot tubs that were laid out around the bar. There was only one left so I had to get it running by pumping water into it, throwing shampoo on the top, and swishing and swashing my hand in the soapy mixture until it bubbled well enough for me to enter. After getting home from that ordeal I went back to my work place at a halloween costume/toy emporium store. The place is haunted too so sometimes spooky things happen, but fortunately they tend to only happen when we only have a single customer or zero. I'm one of three employees but the one who likes to sleep around but does a lot of heavy lifting which is important. I wake up from one of my naps to find my co-worker trying to organize a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament at the shop on a website. I saw the list of submissions already though in a binder. I asked if there were many meme decks just to see a full page on top just to see that page full of decks with meme in their titles. Got a call from the boss saying he needed help ghost-busting or something later in the day so we had to get down the pole from the top floor to get our gear on. The exit from the pole-drop was a little small so once me and my co-worker got down we went down a little too fast and ended up a little stuck in that area. I had to awkwardly shuffle my butt to get loose so we could finally get a move on. I felt that a spooky happening was about to happen and it did because suddenly all of our skin turned green, we got a little soapy and bubble, and all of our gear we had to get turned into objects from the meatzone like tubes turned into intestines. It ended once we stumbled into the entrance room and left the store.
3/1/2018 - I was in a circle of friends of mine just telling jokes and stuff. Decided to look like a silly when drinkingfrom a water fountain but was not sure if the look I got was one of amusement or disgust while sipping. Sat in the computer lab being a computer wizard when I notice my cryptocurrency mining program hat looks straight out of the Windows 98 times had its balance and coin count constantly go up and down. It was like the money came in from mining a coin, then that money was used back again for more mining which took balance away to use again for mining. Asked a friend about that but then we decided to go to the mall. He had to use the restroom in the middle of it though and put his hat down on a ledge that I gaurded until he came back. Then we entered the mall and it was like a DBZ movie plot. It was Halloween time and there were a lot of people of all shapes and sizes today. I decided to check out the games place where people played an FPS game on a huuuuuge square screen that people could play together on those separate screens. It looked to be Black Ops 2 Zombie Zamble Zamble Ramble Rumble mode so I... enterted the game because I have that powah. I was the FPS protagonist and shot up all the zombies to defend the base while going back periodically to refill on supplies. After the first time of doing that I rushed out ahead to fight the big bad which was a man with a giant pumpkin for a head. He was the Halloween Master and he was really famous in our life. Cool to see him here. Then I stopped playing the game and the Pumpkin Master came out of the game with me and started to sent the mall into chaos and amassed a thug army. Everyone was held semi-hostage and I turned into that lady from the Crayon Shin-Chan anime and had to run on all fours through the police department to arm myself. Whoever else was in there was quite amused by the sight. I grabbed my gun and cuddled up to the wall then took down the Pumpkin Master. The mall went back to normal after that and I saw where the Pumpkin Master went after that. I watched the TV in first-person so see him come out of the movie screen from his latest movie infront of an audience that also gave out movie awards. He came out with his stubby legs and huge pumpkin head then a little kid in the front row of the audience got up and kicked the Pumpkin King. He got back up and raised his arms in victory because he won the super duper movie award and that was that. Then after that mess I went to bed. Not long after I crawl inside my cozy cocoon I hear the voice of the spirit quite clearly and stick my hand out for it to be touched. It didn't feel too weird but I rolled with it. I opened my eyes and took my covers away to look at the figure. It was hard to tell being dark, but I socialized for a brief moment before taking him to the door and turned on the lights even though it was protested because I wanted to see how the spirit looks. I turned on the lights and it was a teddy bear, whose fur was replaced with leather with a huge head. It was not the cutest looking bear but either way that was rude of me. It would not speak to me after turning the lights on and with the blink of an eye the teddy bear turned back to normal with a smaller head. Apologized and went back to bed then woke up for like the third time and here I am typing this.
2/7/2018 - I dream I had to go to a not-very extravagant party to the top floor of a building that looks like a frozen yogurt shop on a non-annoying sunny day. Maybe I was a spy or something. I walk around in a bulky but very durable grey coat looking at all the stands, then enter the room in the back. Inside of that room is a giant machine with a lot of tape that can mess with time. The only way to access the time-pod is to stick your nose or something in a tiny hole next to it. Problem is the machine is very loose and has strings of electromagnetic tape everywhere along with many other unmarked doodads. Someone enters the room who I presume is a lady and tries to help me with the machine. The machine not was not only a time machine but a teleportation machine. I wanted to teleport to a nice relaxing spa. I fail to activate the machine with my nose so I grab some of the tape and try pulling it out to start it. This worried myself and the other in the room. I end up activating it and I slither through the machine's tunnel. I come out at the same room because I guess I used the time travel function. I cannot be blamed for that one. I leave the room and there are some other people who are more chill and I walk around showing off the cool stuff in the machine room like a funny fast food toy booklet on how to play Doom with some nice pictures around it. Recognized a picture that was someone's forum avatar but not really. Then I'm in my room at home after going through the tunnel again and sudenly a command prompt window pops up and I worry about it being a hacker or some kind of monster evil hogwash then a weird alien-like owl face appears or something like a zalgo in a Yume Nikki nightmare sequence in my vision to spook me. It says Dooes Max and pops out of the screen as it does at me which I assume was an error in an attempt to play Deus Ex. It spooked me and I woke up trying to scream without a mouth. It was the second nightmare I've had the past 5 or so days. If I'm going to have a nightmare I prefer it to be more of an adventure like previous ones and not a lame jumpscare startle.
1/29/2018 - I find myself in the dark in a rainy house in Nippon looking for ghosts. I light a few candles then as I turn my head to my right through a doorway I see some mist dissapate and maybe even a candle goes out. So I suppose that was my monthly ghost encounter. After that I go to the store with the fam and it's having a huge sale. Clearance sale. I spot this box of a Lord of The Rings related game and get my Dad to buy it for me since it's such a low price of like a dollar-fifty. There was a box of a Mafia game of like 4 or 5 but it was huuuuuuge. The game box was the size of a refridgerator and it was only for a dollar and thirty-five cents. I'd love to pocket that game but it was just too big to take home. I get home to try playing it then realise my LoTR game is for Windows 3.1 and now looks pretty different. Regardless, I try playing it and instead it's an episode of this TV show called Pour Through. It has the same theme as The Office. Apparantly I get to the liv the episode of course and this episode everyone gets turned into a stuffed animal of sorts. Then the gateway of souls opens and all souls that are now colorful stuffed Pour Through the portal and the floor is tiny friends now. I am having a sweet time socialising with some fuzzy friends but then it all just ends because the episode's runtime ran out even though I am still dreaming. Still, after this I wake up anyway perhaps out of grumpiness.
1/27/2018 - I was on a field trip to a 90s Doom map with my Daddio where walls are thin, ceilings are few, and abstractness in the architecture is high. Nice shadow detail sectors though. I guess it was some sort of rocket base. We were travelling with some other dude and he found a stash of secret snacks in the car that I did not know about. Maybe he was all in my imagination and I found it all myself because I needed those peanut butter chocolate cookies. We could not get past a gate though so it was back to the road for us. Instead I went back to grade school and had to get along with my new classmates but not really in a aqua cyan neon light classroom in the middle of a timber factory. I had some small words with some of the children but eventually it came time to sit down and for some reason everything I said made these two guys laugh really hard because I am a comedy genius. I felt the peer pressure as I was put on the spotlight to say something funny and meaningful. I yell out... let's all go get some feathers guys! Everyone cheered and ran outside to find feathers. I was proud of myself about that one. After collecting myself I go outside and discover that there are actually a looooooooooooot of feathers outside and some plain ol' bird wings. I confessed that I did not know this and made another cool kid laugh. I wanted to get some of my own feathers but there were just so many that were... tough and crispy and had some wood stuck to them as part of the anatomy near the stem. They were burnt and burnt feathers will not do. I assume everyone picked all the good feathers already - those vultures! Also found the skin of a deer... face in the corner of a room containing some sawmill equipment but ignored that. I walk a bit south and find some rocks to rest on so I can call my Daddio to pick me up from sawmill camp. Some kid asks me if I am alright and I say yeah I'm chill. Using my trusty flip phone I call and eat cookies. Sitting on the rocks I had a nice view so I am glad the natural position of the boulders by the sea made me feel safe about not being able to fall off into the ocean or land dead on some boulders down below. Also who builds a school/daycare center at a sawmill? Anyway I drive back out of there with my Daddio and ponder the solution to a puzzle/question that I do not remember. Also I guess I was a kid too since this is totally grade school time stuff. Theeeee End.
1/26/2018 - I was just a normal student in Silent Hill who had the voice of Yugi Muto when sitting in a classroom. The teacher was talking about how to write an essay and the teacher was very annoyed with the distractions. The student behind me passed me his paper for fixing which I corrected a few errors for him with my holy magical touch powers I used on his paper. The teacher, noticing no one was paying attention cancelled the lecture and everyone was allowed to leave. While I was leaving class my favorite obese friend asked me what time it is. I told him it's pizza time since I was going to use this free-time to get some pizza and he said right on my dude and walked away. When I was going to leave to the outside food campus I noticed I was not wearing any pants. It did not bother me but I knew that if I went outside it would be very cold so just as I was about leave anyway I was stopped by a girl friend who handed me my lost pants. I equipped the pants and walked out of the school building. The outside food campus has the outer part of a museum sticking out of the school surrounded by five different mini-restaurants. It was a bright but cloudy day which is great. I walked inside the pizza mini-restaurant and sat down with my friends. After getting the pizza I remembered that I was living in Silent Hill and wondered why no monsters were showing up yet. Then... suddenly a waddling bloody human-shaped mass was walking towards the pizza shop from the outside. I was sitting at the booth directly across from the entrance with my friends. We were all spooked and the creature came through the doors and was standing an inch away from the table. It seemed to have interest in me so I was quite scared and the monster waved its arms towards me to attack or something. We were all freaking out and I kept making uncomfortable noises. The monster's noises were even more uncomfortable combined with its static aura of course. Not long after my dodging of the creature's swings I begged my friend to hand me his jacket so I could have a barrier between me and the monster. I got it and the monster ended up getting his hands inside the jacket. We were still freaking out and the monster got a hand loose and touched my hand with it. I froze and felt the sting of the touch and afterwards the monster was not bloodied and instead my hand was. This spooked me so I touched the monster's hand again hoping to reverse it back and continued to feel the sharp sting of the sensation. I lost the bloodied essence and the monster lost it too. The monster was actually a cute girl who thanked me and ran off! That was strange but what I did not know was that there was a real monster keeping tabs in the booth beside mine. Suddenly I was on the school bus and I knew that the real monster killed that girl I saved as I saw her body on the ground as the bus drove past her. Suddenly I was the real monster and had to play the flashback sequence as him. I was a dude in a brown trenchcoat wandering foggy Silent Hill searching to murder that lady. I decided not to be the bad guy and let the dream end. Baddabing baddaboom that's it.
1/25/2018 - I was out in the snow in my backyard and found a solid snow boxing glove on a stick. It was fun swinging it around but then I had to go back inside the home to be treated to a never released Space Channel 5 direct-to-DVD movie. It was weird and could not tell if it was an actual early-2000s family movie or if it was just live action cutscenes for a game. Maybe both.
1/14/2018 - I was sitting at the computer chair indulging in Yu-Gi-Oh related activities when I've been having a bad day. No lights, no sunshine, and curtains closed. Seto Kaiba after Battle City decides to cut his right middle finger off with a knife after losing in a Children's Card Game to Yugi. I was like no way Seto Kaiba did that! Was I living inside of a creepypasta? Who knows because I continued the Yu-Gi-Oh campaign and found myself in an orange cavern the likes of which are only on the planet Bazoink (from Chex Quest). After walking through the tunnel I found Seto Kaiba at a wooden lemonade stand at the end of the tunnel. We dueled and he lost and after which he cut his right middle finger clean off with a knife. No way! Seto Kaiba is my favorite! So in following my favorite anime character of this dream I also found myself back in the computer chair lit by only the computer screen and cut my own right middle finger clean off with a knife. Only the top portion though. It hurt quite a bit but I bled less than I thought I would. I tossed the cut off portion into the trash can. Then I decided to play some good ol' First Person Shooter games but to my dismay having a missing part of my right middle finger made it harder to play using WASD controls. Most of the discomfort I was experiencing came from how different it feels to press the W with some of the bottom side of the finger rather than the direct end of it. This bothered me greatly. I took the cut portion of the cut finger I tossed in the trash out of it and glued it back on the rest of the finger using a simple glue-stick. It actually worked but I knew that if I pressed it on that W key again it would slip off again and also it stung to put that back on. After exercising my medical talents I went downstairs to find my Daddio who had his car parked directly outside of the backyard door like it was a drive-through window. I told him we gotta go to the doctor because I cut my finger off and we got in the car and left. Later on I discovered that the Kaiba who I saw cut his finger off was just a Marik-mind-controlled imposted and that I cut some of my finger off for nothing when it was not even the real Seto Kaiba and that I was too quick to act on something like a spoiler that never came true. See, really it would have been my left but my brain registered it as right without much thought. Dreams sure are weird, eh?
12/24/2017 - Dreamt I was in a military facility in the middle of a blizzard. There was some fighting going on and both sides took breaks for the delicious chocolate chip cookie pies that were being served in the kitchen. This turned out to just be a movie so me and my family eventually went back in the theater to see another movie. I did not like that previous movie. So when I went in the movie viewing room, which was very flat and wide open I must add, I noticed that it was in the iddle of playing the dozens of trailers that always play and decided I had time to go get some snacks. I exited the movie viewing room and went to the snack machine. I took some change that I assume belonged to me off a table and decided to use that to get a snack. Unfortunately I did not have enough money to get every snack that I wanted. I wanted this new type of potato chip that looked like it had a very flakey powdery flavor surface, an ice cream bar, and a little chocolate. Because I did not have enough money to get those snacks I dug into my pockets to see what I could use instead. Surprisingly I did not have any pocket lint but I did have a black bead with a socket and a white googly eye. I threw the black bead inside of the coin slot and the machine read that I had backwards-epsilon in dollars registered. I assume it was three but backwards so that's why and I searched that up just now. Then I threw the googly eye inside and it read 6 dollars. At this point I was taking so long at the machine that a line was building up and people were getting fiesty. I ordered the snacks that I wanted without having to use any actual money. Nothing came out because the vending machine broke and the cashier looked at me funny and handed my two ice cream bars that he said fell out somewhere. I did want an ice cream bar but I guess this was as good as it was going to get. I walked back inside of the movie viewing room and the movie was incredibly interesting with glowing lights, tall monolithic architecture, and abnormally shaped delightfully otherwordly characters all made by a studio maybe ironically named Asymmetrical. I was sucked inside of the movie screen and ended up surrounded in the field of tall torquoise monoliths each separated by a fifth-of-a-miles-length. I stared up in awe as the golden light poured in from constantly shifting slits in the fog above. I stood next to a throne owned by the world's mayor. He was a fat tubby one but he seemed very nice. I believe he wore black and white horizontal stripes and a dusty top hat. Apparantly he was in trouble because opposing forces were ready to oust him from his position of power. The people loved this mayor but they also decently liked the competition, though not as much. The competing mayor, a grumbly slightly hunchback thin stick-like man walked out from the fog to the right with his bodyguards telling him it was time for him to rule now. I used my supreme hacking skills to dig up evidence of how much this plank man has harrassed everyone's favorite tubby mayor and the tubby mayor got the win as everyone sympathized with him. After this event I looked back at the giant movie viewing window in the sky and left. I found myself awake in a series of overgrown corridors covered in moss. I had a revolver and had to play the FPS game for a while shooting masked armored dudes who I do not know landing several headshots along the way. After eventually clearing the area I found my way to a room that resembled a cathedral. There was a short girl there with glasses and golden hair welcoming me and explaining to me the device in this room. Directly above us is a panel of glass that glows in the center with a bright star. There are controls to shift the torquoise glass panels around it to reveal more glass panels of light. She explains to me this is a system used to ease people's concerns when it comes to troubling times. The mayor is supposed to spread the light of the glowing star wider and enclose it depending on how long it will be until all of their problems are solved. I felt that this system could be abused by testing the people's patience for too long with the manipulation of this device suggesting that it would be better that if conditions of a bad situation remained unchanged for too long then it is time to act disregarding any patience embodied by the star glass window system. The girl did not have much of an opinion but afterwards I left back out of the theater window. Everyone in that film also weared armbands with heart symbols on them. Or it was at least an sudden omnipresent theme. After leaving that world I ran for the restroom... and once that was over I left and was waken up by noises outside of my room.
4/26/2017 - Visiting some Japanese international event at some office school building I handed a donation of $20 to a Yoko Kanno, except this Yoko Kanno was a man who wore a trenchcoat and some kind of wide-brimmed trilby. Apparently that 20 dollars was enough for him to become my sensei and gave me my first assignment of connecting a node with another in the world of computers. I did that, thinking it would make a wall but apparently I needed a... mesh, textures, music, and BSP stuff to make a virtual reality wall. I had two classmates, one of which was a normal student and the other was an obnoxious twat who loves goofing and messing with others. I tried researching the event but apparently it passed a year ago as I saw the trailer video taking place in the same building where a weird little robot said it was Japanese something something. I was doing this on Yoko Kanno's computer and he caught me but had to convince him that I was not up to anything bad. The other classmate though definitely was and took all the blame because he did mess with it because of course he did. I suppose then eventually I did make the game world place and it was a red space station. Also, I remember somewhere in there I was transported to a large library where I saw books like the Pendragon series an had to get them by hopping over chasms because the library just had so many books that it was structured having walkways on different floors to get different books in the walls. Suddenly, the dream changes! I'm an omniscent observer to a Guts with the Band of The Hawk except he has the berserker armour and is crying on someones (another Guts?) shoulders telling him not to die again. However, this Guts was like an evil clone version who stuck a demonic looking talisman on a boulder and opened a portal to step inside. Inside was the real Guts who encounters the evil clone with 2 children accomplices. They do battle in a dry-cleaning service building, where the evil clone guts says that he is "Tri Delta," and his two partners are little girls/boys one with pink hair and the other blue but they both throw syringes. I guess the real Guts finally struck a blow to the evil clone but the clone says, "My two companions have already psychicly planted the seeds of your doom before our battle!" Some attack like that, and I guess the dream ended soon there.
4/24/2017 - I was some girl named Krystal (Starfox?) who was only furry half the time, and had a room made of glacial ice. C'Thulu or some other big tentacle monster lived near my house so my parents were always on guard making sure he didn't tear down the house and that his evil water didn't enter my room (my doors were a special holy seal). I was being home schooled in my glacial room with a teacher and some other student and I was drafting a Doom map on paper (I'll draft it in real life now, I remember it). Class was cancelled and I continued in my room. C'thulu was making a big ruckus outside and the middle glacier began to melt. Since practically half my room was gone now I wondered how friends could come over now. I went outside of my room and took a swipe at C'thulu but his evil water surged at me faster and I had to get out and lock my door. I was then at the movie theater and C'thulu used his power to mind control someone there bent on killing me so I had to run around everywhere. I disguised my face to look like a guy with really bad face surgery and slid between his legs outside while he shot at whoever. Glad that was over, I decided to hang out with the 3rd Reich militia at their museum HQ and eat macaroni and cheese with them, feeling fond of specially made card decks, various photographs, and having a pretty good time. I guess I woke up after this thinking about how I wanted to write this dream down but then I fell asleep again and dreamt I was turning it into a Spongebob YouTube Poop. I was making funny art of me as the furry gal and editing every frame of the episode to have Spongebob wearing a beanie. I made a funny scene where I made two old people by the fire say "I'll sleep in ya!" and have them be flunged inside of Spongebob while making elderly moaning sounds. I thought that was funny, and I'm glad I remembered enough of this adventurous dream to decide writing it down. The end.
4/22/2017 - I was in a messy 90s Doom wad with all kinds of colourful custom assets, that or just a random old game because it was pretty square. Very basic architecture but anyway it was this Smiley's Palace and that this Mr. Smiley appears in a random location in the maze and I gotta go through with it. So it's like a jumpscare centric game of running through the dark until the creepy monster face catches you. Luckily this is my dream so I used noclip cheats to hang outside of the world near the actual walls to scout the map. I found a place that seemed safe after an airlock where Mr. Smiley was behind that point so I could progress normally afterwards. What I didn't know however, was that Mr. Smiley also had noclip and ran at me and screamed spookily and it launched me and him outside of the world into the unspeakable void for miles. I eventually got out of that and found myself in my room. Toguro from Yu Yu Hakusho showed up like he was my Dad and told me how to debug my room. He taught me stuff through various tutorials but this is the one I remember the most. I look for a socket that has some wires on it, and look at the underhand of whatever adapter thingy there is. There should be some sort of ethernet/USB wires sticking through it as well. To debug, just remove the usb, pull it out straight and twist it so that the bugging cannot connect and connect it through a different hole. Mr. Toguro would not teach me things more than once, and after all that he left my room and I was left to contemplate.
4/13/2017 - I was walking into a building that was a combination of a school and a train station. Well I guess it looks more like a train station hub with benches and shops but in my mind I registered it as a school. I was picking up coins I found on the floor of a supermarket, and later into the strange building. The coins were of different shapes and sizes. I found quarters and nickels the diameter of a pringles cans and tissue boxes (round though). I'm very glad about this because it was something I've been seeking for a long time, because its been ages since I've found a stray penny or anything on the floor. When I think about it, the station school hub whatever building it is I've seen in an earlier dream. I went shopping there in the carpet ladden cozy, quiet, and comfy store with several stands. I went there and bought a Kircheis LoGH keychain I think in that dream. That or it was Yang Wenli. This is a building that apparently only appears in my dreams because I've never been there in my life ever. Then again pretty much anywhere is nowhere I've been before, locations can only be reoccurring such as this. Anyway, I met an old friend of mine at the front door of the building and told him that making friends is as easy as just talking to random people and hoping you get lucky and something clicks. The friend is one I haven't seen in around 7 or 8 years yet appears in my dreams the most of all of them. Hopefully I can find even bester friends for my secret sect of exclusive super friends. Hopefully I get some real riches off the floor by happenstance, or from the sky and moon, tulips too (I don't think I've ever seen a real life tulip)!
4/10/2017 - I was off to take my gf on a date (I don't actually have one :s) but didn't know where so once we got into town I looked for the nearest grub shrub. We entered a restraunt and it looked like a royal palace, and that immediatly made me worry how much I may have to pay for the bill. But I'm not one to back down, afterall it's all or nothing. That and it was strange for a restraunt of such unrestrained appearance to be in some random corner in town. We sit down and the waiter comes to take our orders (I guess we ordered spaghetti or something -- high class cuisine!). My gf can't wait for the waiter to get her some water so she goes personally to a waiter more availible. I had something to tell her so I get up and walk to her, but as soon as I sit down with her and her water glasses she dissolves into a pool of pastel flesh and all goes deaf. The waiter she asked for water was actually a monster! The monster man had his right eye elongated vertically, seemingly turned sideways as well. The monster had turned my gf, and everyone in the restraunt into a fleshy monster minion with no known cure. The way he did it was anything of him that his prey consumes will turn into a clone minion of his (meaning he spat in her drink). The monster man charged at me and the pools of every one else in the restraunt started to grow into their monster clone forms. However, I discovered that something made the clones dissapate back into a puddle but could not figure out the pattern to it. I was jumping all over the restraunt from the monster man and the lights were blacking out periodically as for some reasons the monster minions would form and drop constantly, never getting the chance to stay together to attack me as a horde. Quite upset mind you, I retreated as I had no way of fighting in the sitation. I ran outside the (now?) deserted town and to my bird boss friend. He is a flying bird, who is also a powerful spirit and is also my boss. We talk about what to do but I woke up because of the sun getting through my window blinds. At least I won't have to pay the waiter any bills, or tips. RIP people who are now monster puddymen.
1/23/2017 - Sleeping in an apartment/hotel room until a ghost whispers in my ear, "hi~" and then "cya~" when I get out. In the mirror was a party that I could see the other side of the wall through, making it a window instead. I try being a creep by taking a camera but decide against it using my better judgement. I pry open the airvents and talked to them from the other side, and they asked me to come hang out and par-tay with them. I find this guy there and befriend him, but become closer friends with his brother who is kinda short and shy but really energetic. I hangout at his house some time later and when he's gone I look around for him and find his room and it's super clean with well-lit walls from the sun through the shades and a pristine carpet. What's in that room is biohazardous material with syringes and explosives complete in textured white boxes. I leave because I worry about the room's airquality. I find him again and we go to a pizza shop together, and afterwards climb in my own ride which is a flat surface with some wheels. It's a really low-tech vehicle, but as soon as I start driving all the conventional car-things appear like doors and hopefully some seatbelts. It also used to have three wheels like a tricycle. I notice in the van my friend's frozen pizza and microwavable frozen breadsticks. On my ride home through the neighborhood I drive through snowy icicles that are consturcted by low-density particles. When I pull up to my house and open the garage door a crazy man with a chainsaw comes out and tries killing everyone, but I survive and realise everything was an advertisement for a game. A 2D game that works as follows: There are a myriad of boxes on-screen you can place your units on. Enemies come out from the top but you must constantly switch your unit's positions and types to achieve maximum efficiency. For example if two machine-gunners were being attacked by an enemy you could switch out the one that's being focused on in place of a bigger guy to take the enemy out. I guess it's a sort of small-scale fast-paced real-time-stragedy tower-defense game.
1/17/2017 - I was in a botanical garden inside of a space station. Obama and the Clintons were also visiting and I was trusted with operating some equipment. While I was on a monorail, gently riding to the upper floors by way of diagonal space currents (which also uses electricity) I was hitting buttons like a madman until I accidently launched a thermonuclear missile from inside the base. It launched and hit the ceiling of the space dome, making the entire base shake extremely violently. After the blast, all that shaking was enough to make my teeth fall out one by one. I was thinking how fortunate it was that my front teeth were still intact, until they too fell out. The cores of my teeth were kinda green, but otherwise were pretty white. After the impact I saw how Obama made it through unscathed, and in an awkward video conversation I was thinking of saying he had the devil's luck but was afraid I'd be punished for it (and not for launching a nuclear missle). I exited the monorail feeling quite dissapointed and bewildered.
1/9/2017 - I was in london and I was in this apartment complex playing l4d2 irl and then ended up in this old ladys apartment and found this box of a kids toy on the floor. I asked me mates about it and they said it was probably put there by the delivery man who drops off packages. I investigate it and put it back down and then when I go back the old lady comes in and I show her my drawings that she can show to her son but take them all back, and for some reason the drawings were in my underwear so after putting my undies back on I left for the london main streets. I guess the whole zombie thing dissapeared by noon so I was sitting out at an audience with my pants down again when suddenly some jersey shore chavs start talkin' bollocks to me so then I act really high and mighty and also really, really, annoying. The chavs can't do anything about it and I slide away back to my own home to watch Jontron who was doing a livestream of him watching a christmas themed dog movie while eating nonstop spicy foods. His face looked really puffy from all of that spicyness.
12/24/2016 - Went to a movie theater to participate in a great show where me and other folk use guns and special abilities to stop demons from coming out of a portal in one of the hottest arcade games around. I win a prize of a purple plastic greasy Boglin and after take the bill of the amount I owe. The arcade cabinents look like giant jukeboxes with a big anime artwork proudly displayed on their chest. I use my last change to play a game where I fly around as a witch putting out fires and also tossing bombs. These games are hyper-realistic, they do not take place on screens but in special areas made for them that make the game as real as they can be. Except it turns out I did not play it and it a guy who is supposed to be my Dad. He rushes the first stage, and tries harder at the second one but that wasn't enough to get above the first prize tier. He wins a spooky purple Boglin with lots of sharp teeth and horns. I gotta pay the bills so I ask around and go to my office complex. Suddenly the office complex comes under attack and I have to find the boss because she's the only one who knows how to pay bills and where. I crawl under the door to the big boss' office and push away her body double but turns out she was hiding behind the painting the whole time. I ask how to pay the arcade bills and shows me to a World of Warcraft clone. I start the game but pick no traits because I don't have time for it and rush the starting zone for Death Knights. I know I can gather up some wealth while I'm in the starting zone and find gold chests to open. The first one only has 1 gold coin either because the game designers are cheapskates or someone took it all but the single coin. I find another with 100 gold pieces, and the another with about 348 pieces. With this gold I seek out to exchange it at a bank which accepts World of Warcraft gold. However, this special bank is in a far away land (not China) and I can't drive so I beg my Dad to. We start to drive over to the unsuspecting street but I never got to pay my bills, because I woke up.
12/18/2016 - I had a dream before this but I woke up and finally turned off the lights (I jumped into bed and went to sleep, too lazy to get back up and turn them off) then went back to bed at around 2 AM. I'm in a light brown cave laced with thin spiderweb, and I am moving through it like a Phantasy Star first-person dungeon. The way I go is a dead-end so I turn the other way and find an exit out to a rainy forest with mossy bricks layered about. I'm not sure where to go so I pop up a computer screen and try playing a Dungeons and Dragons arcade game on an emulater. Once I do start playing though I am suddenly jolted by a faint voice at my bedside and a ghostly presence to my right. It talks a bit but I'm having difficulty understanding and once I start to listen harder the only word I probably could possibly make out was "sixty-four." Maybe it was saying "from before" or something else a long those lines.... I got the impression it was a request to do something or some casual advice (I sure hope, huh), but I guess it's more likely that it was just a warning (m-my ghost communication level is now 1). I asked the... ghost(?) to repeat that while quivering but as I did, it dissapeared through the wall as it walked by my head. I believe it was of a male gender. I do not know if it was just a part of my dream or not, I feel as if I woke as soon as it appeared and could not listen at all well until I became definitely awake. A memorable experience, wow. I'm still feeling chills as I've been typing this whole thing. Typing this right after it happened, I'm having a cold sweat right now too.
??/??/???? - Will put dreams I remember from how many years ago here....
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